Here are your Provocative Phrases for Friday, December 13, 2013:

• I was thrown in jail…
• You are going to…
• Just pay attention…
• Why don’t I learn?
• Just turned 45?
• It’s not what you think.
• When you wake up…
• I do not want to know…
• Are you like me?
• I’m looking for a…
• A man walks into a bar…
• Is he dead?